In a fist fight against Martha Reeves and the Vandellas, I'd fancy my chances.

And in other news, Pat from Prolapse read the “Autobahn by Cha Cha 2000 is the greatest record ever made” diatribe that appeared here, and here, and confessed to me that, even though he was 50% responsible for said greatest record ever made, evil elves had stolen his copy too.

So unlike me, who moaned and ranted about not having Autobahn by Cha Cha 2000 on delicious 10-inch vinyl, Pat went out, did some hunting for truffles, and ensured that you can listen to it here.

And that's an order.